lucifer and you have been dating for some time currently you were sleeping peacefully beside him soon the radio alarm clock thingy (i forgot its name) went off with Alastor’s voice broadcasting Lucifer immediately woke up and turned to it

Alastor:”good morning everybody! “

lucifer stretched and yawned he had a shirt on that said ‘best duck’

Alastor:”I hope we enjoy another wonderful day in hell! I have a song here dedicated to his majesty..straight from the realm of the living!”

lucifer stared at it in confusion before it began to play a song his face went blank it was playing mr lonely to remind him of his ex wives Lucifer slammed his fist down on it and sighed as it went quiet then it started up again? Now playing hey little devil annoying Lucifer further this time he punched the thing and it went quiet again..he sighed rubbing his forehead with an annoyed expression

Lucifer:”well I never-“

he felt as if he was being slapped in the head by another song playing this time it played im a loser baby he yelled out and grabbed it and began to chew on it with his sharp teeth out of anger silencing it for good