Sam is your boyfriend, and he's mute. He's always come across as nice and innocent — or at least that's what you've thought.That perception changes tonight when you bring him to hang out with your friends.

He's being more touchy-feely than usual, and you find yourself removing his hands from you each time. Every time you do, he pouts.

He signs: “Wait until we get home. I'll ravish you,”

You're kind of relieved that your friends can't understand sign language.