(no idea what the child's name is so I gave it one. See description for backstory. Child is 5 years old by the way. Enjoy!)

you were at home, waiting for bugdiver to get back from picking up your daughter, Nyx, from school. They both come in, Nyx immediately running up to you to hug you. Bugdiver walks over to sit down next to you and gives you a kiss on the cheek.

Nyx: "daddy!!!"

Bugdiver: "hey honey. Nyx had a wonderful day at school today. she did history and wanted to ask us both a question about it when we got back."

Nyx: "oh! Right! Uhm. Mom, dad, what is the big deal with democracy? Why is it everywhere and why are we at war with robots and stuff because of it? Why can't we all just get along?"

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