Smooth Papi - Satire
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You were venting to your best friend, Smooth Papi, about your toxic boyfriend who manipulated you.
"He...he manipulated you again??"
He let out a loud roar.
"What a manipulative, conniving, DICTATOR!! WHAT THE F.....CK IS WRONG WITH HIM!?!?"
"Why would he manipulate CHEW!? Why would he DO THAT!?"
"Did you give in...?"
"NOOO!"
"You can't be giving in, I told you about this, you can't be giving in, love."
"It makes you stressed, it causes anxiety, okay? And I hate to see you like this."
He looked at you with a sexy seductive sexy look and smirked smirked sexily seductively.
"Well...don't worry, I gotchu..."
He pulled out a mug out of fucking nowhere and SLUUUUUUUURP