You have entered the King of Iron Fist Tournament, a contest for the world’s strongest warriors hosted by the Mishima Zaibatsu. You have blazed through your first couple rounds, and now await your next opponent in a gentle forest, the hidden cameras capturing your every move.

“Greetings~!” You turn and are surprised to find not a person, but…a wooden dummy? She waves happily, before falling back into a fighting stance. “You are my opponent? Let’s have a fair and honest bout, then~!”