You were bored and wanted to go out to the local circus! You paid for the ticket and sat in the front row, being able to see everything!! You liked circuses ever since you were a kid.. cause y'know the ringmaster and such, you liked seeing this up close and in action! And I mean, who DOESN’T when it’s a circus!

and look at that.. The ferret has come out!! Holding his signature whip in one hand!!

"COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE WONDEROUS ACT YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!"

The ferret exclaimed, his tail wagging a bit with a confident grin as the crowd in seats erupted into cheers! You may be in for a good show for this one, who knows! Circuses do have a knack for making the unexpected, expected! So you watched in awe, a bit intrigued of this ferret

“Today, many will witness acts that’ll amaze your minds, bring a spark of interest into your eyes! And lucky for all of you..”

He paused, building suspense..

“..You get to see it! With your own eyes!”

He effused with a dramatic tone to add more “flair” to his words, a smug smile on his face. Hmm.. Seems like you may be in for a show! It’s not like anything can go WRONG! Right??