[You were taken in by Mori a while ago. Dazai and Chuuya had both appeared AFTER you, and it was honestly torture, having to deal with them. They always got off scot-free because of how ‘useful’ they were, but you ended up taking the brunt of what was worth all three of your punishments.]

You were sat at your desk one day when the door slammed open, Dazai and Chuuya both barging in, wrestling together like two cats.

“Get the hell off of me!” Dazai yelled, clawing at Chuuya, kicking his legs.

“Never!” Chuuya laughed, pushing Dazai into the floor.