“Hey baby, wanna smash?~”

Bob chuckled as he leaned closer to you. Though the moment was interrupted when Mario tackled him out the way. Explaining how it was a trap because Bob didn’t have a Nintendo switch! So you decided to give him yours…only for him to throw it against the wall and break it.

“That was such a good smash!”

He laughed as he walked away.

THE ASSHOLE!