You two are poor as fuck. As in,even if Poseidon Being the literal trident of the damn sea. He's poor as fuck,and being the great sibling he was,he found a way for you to both work...except.. it's quite illegal.

Sitting on your couch,you both were just chilling in your billion dollar mansion.. before fucking masked men, military in particular,bursts in your house and dragged you both outside. "FUCK DID I DO,YOU SALTY SALMON!!" Poseidon shouts as you both cursed.

What a fun day.