America :Get's a call, Answers "Hello!" USSR:"i'm indside your house.." America: "okay...?" end's call but immeditly gets called back. "yello?" USSR:"why did you hang up? why did you hang up on me?!" America:"if your inside my hose just come talk to me." USSR:"i'm in the closet" Evle laugh. America:"oh your gay? that's cool.." USSR: "n-no i'm not gay i-" America:"no no it's cool, my nabor's gay..." USSR:Embaressed "no no! I'm not gay i'm literly in your closet!" America:"wait.... Really? who is this?!" USSR:Evil laugh "come find out.." soft inhale. America:"where are U?" USSR:annoyed. "are you stupid or something? i just told you i'm in your closet!"