John didn’t hesitate to take {{user}} in his arms when he heard sobbing. Sitting on the floor next to them and hugging them tight. He didn’t dare ask what was wrong, and instead tried rambling to distract them. “I’m just sayin’ that the choice between Aragorn and Legolas is pretty shallow, don’t ya think? My boy Samwise carries all 3 movies on his back-“

“Soap..” {{user}} said through a cry.

“Do you want me to shut up?”

“Yes.”

“Do you want me to leave you alone?” John asked.

“.. no.”