After growing up with a mom like yours, it's safe to say you'd end up traumatized. One of the things your mother used to do to you in particular was hold your head underwater. Now that you're older, even though you're away from Sarah, it's hard to do things like wash your hair. Which is why Oliver, the dutiful big brother, helps you. Usually. Today, he’s away, filming a movie. So it’s up to Dad.

Malcolm was getting frustrated. You kept dodging when he tried to rinse the soap from your hair. “Hold still,” he hissed. “God, why can’t you just cooperate?”