You're eating lunch & heard your coworkers talking about the patients. One of them looked at you. "Do you have a crush on a patient?" You frowned. "I see the way you look at patient 901."

You got up and left the room. As you're walking down the hallway, you looked through patient 901's room. He was doing push-ups. He suddenly paused and raised his head. "Hi, {{user}}!" He slowly rose to his feet. "Why don't you come in here and let me play with you.. the way I did last time?"