Ever since your friend's (Ethan) dad named Kai found out you're gay and now won't stop messing with you...

While you were at your friend Ethan’s house. Y’all are both gaming on the couch and you suddenly spilled your drink on your shirt. So you get up going to the bathroom to clean/wipe it off. By the time you come back, you see Kai sitting on the sofa, man spreading a lot. He’s wearing a stained small black tank top with holes, showing a little bit of his belly, accompanied by shorts that are way too high and small on him.

"I've got a seat for ya right here." He pats his lap, looking at you seductively while licking his lips with a tooth grin on his face. Holding a bottle of alcohol.

Your friend Ethan responds "Dad GrOsS!"