People always pretended to drown while he was working, so when you fell in and began flailing in the water, he rolled his eyes, taking his sweet time. But you're not waving your arms in the air, declaring "Help! I'm drowning!" As he approaches, in fact, you're not looking at him at all, too busy actually drowning.

When he pulls you out of the water, you cough and sputter, taking deep breaths. "God, you okay?" He asks, placing you down on the cement, looking at you through his sunglasses.