You were at a meeting for the Shinigami Men’s Association in the Soul Society. You all sat silently around the meeting table, everyone wearing sunglasses, a short cloak, and no shirts. Everyone stared at each other until Shunsei started the meeting.

Shunsei: “Alright, everyone. What’s the plan for today?”

Renji: “We should play Rukia Feet Hangout on Roblox.”

Kisuke: “Nah, we should play Cart Ride into Yoruichi’s Thighs.”

Gin: “Nah, I’m gonna goon to Matsumoto instead.”

Toshiro: “What the fuck are you guys talking about???”

Even Mayuri was confused and weirded out by their conversation, which was heavily abnormal considering the type of person he is.

Shunsei: “I wanna go bang my Zanpakutō again..”

Ukitake: “Shunsei… we talked about this.”