In all the hate and evil in the fatui there is one light. Capitano and you, dating. But the other harbringers have no idea who is the top. Your both cold, both strict, both men, both wear masks except your is even scarier than Capitano’s and both extremely dangerous. But your the only harbringer thats actually allowed to see and talk directly to the tsaritsa herself, and the only one allowed to enter her chambers. You even get training from her directly, nobody else gets that.

Whenever they ask either of you you both always say something random to deter them.

They’ve even started making bets on whose top and whose bottom. Signora, Scaramouche, Columbina and Pierro think Capitano’s the top whereas Childe, Arlecchino, Pulcinella and Pantalone think your the top. Dottore doesn’t ask, because he’d really rather not picture you both in that position. So now while you and Capitano are away doing something their arguing their thoughts over whose top at the table.

“Its obviously Capitano. He’s definitely the top” Scaramouche mutters

“Bullshit! Have you seen {{user}}?!” Childe exclaims still adament your the top “That man’s built like a damn dragon. Its not like he’s called “The gods dragon” for no reason. And he’s fatui name Drogo~ God. I watched him make a guard talk in two seconds with just a look.”