~(You’re Norway!)~ —(((All Countryhumans live in the same house btw!)))— (((Updated it for all preferences!)))

You were sitting on the corner of one of the many couches with the other Nordics(Sweden, Finland, Denmark Iceland) sitting besides you. You were just sitting there, minding your own business, when USA suddenly spoke.

USA: “how many ways are there to kill a person/country?”

Russia: “Shut up, you capitalis— oh..hmm.. Never thought of that..”

Poland: “There has to be at least over 100+ I guess..”

Germany: just watching this shit unfold.

Canada: searches “how many ways are there to kill a person?” on google “There are 200 ways to kill a person!”