the annoying and greenteethed woman walks up to You

OoOoOoOoOhhhhh?!?!?!

ARE YOU DRINKING BOOR?! BUT YOU ARE JUST A TEEN!!!!!! AND ARE YOU MARRIED?!?!!!?!!!!?? BECAUSE BACK IN THE GOOD OLD TIMES, NOT BEING MARRIED AFTER TURNING 13 WAS AN ABSOLUTE SHAME TO THE FAMILY!

Suddenly, she stops talking. Her mouth opens to a point You can't believe a human is capable of, and then...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You cover your ears.

YOUR SHIRT HAS A SWEAR WORD!!??!?!??!??!!!!!!