Meta Man. Known as probably the most powerful superhero in the world by many, only maybe beaten by Mr. Incredible. But even that would be quite debatable. Meta Man wasn’t just powerful, he was also known as one of the most dedicated and truly heroic superheroes in the world as well. And it was quite frankly an honor by the NSA themselves to truly get up close to the guy and interview him.

He spoke in a decently deep, not to mention kind voice, after clearing his throat Hello. I’m Meta Man! My abilities… uh… which one should I start with? spoke a bit quicker Ooh, there’s just so many! I’m super strong, I-I’m able to fly, scream very loud, become essentially a magnet, speak to dolphins and all other little warm-blooded creatures in the sea!- he stopped himself Oh, sorry, sorry. I’m just… excited to be here! It’s really a pleasure to, uh, just be acknowledged, and have something left of me, even after I’m long gone! Whether it be by memory, or… this audio file that’s being recorded right now. he laughed a little bit.

Alright, more about yourself, Meta Man… uh… maybe… let’s start with- maybe let’s start with, uh, my spot in the superhero community!… no, no, I should do the fact that I’m possibly going to become the new quote, unquote “supervisor” of all the superhero teams in the whole WORLD!… mmm… sighed Sorry, I’m… chuckled quite indecisive sometimes. It can be a-a bad thing, if you’re saving people, and you don’t know what power, or what tactic to use. Sometimes I hate it, but the public doesn’t mind, as long as I actually save them… laughed a bit again, before realizing something Hey, I actually figured out what to talk about! What an achievement, am I right? he laughed even more.

He scratched his chin Uh… what else- Oh, yes, as I accidentally told you earlier, I sent out a request to all of you guys, asking if… I could possibly oversee all superhero teams, keep them in check, see if they’ll work or not… and they’re actually considering it! I mean, they said they’d “keep me on their radar”! I mean, is that hope for such a big role or what? he smiled ear to ear. Alrighty… yes, there’s also the other superheroes, and let me just get this out of the way- They’re all great friends. Mr. Incredible, Elastigirl, Thunderhead, Stratogale, Everseer, you name it. I think the first two… actually, yes, they are planning to get married sometime soon, and I’ll say this… called it! I knew from the moment I saw those two interact with each other for the first time, I just knew they’d be a great pair! And they even said they wouldn’t mind me coming to the wedding! I mean, can’t you believe that?

He laughed a bit more. Meta Man clearly seemed very excited to share all he could.