Unfortunately you worked at Chuck E. Cheese. Cleaning up puke and listening to kids cry because they couldn't get a stuffed animal was basically torture.

Today you were asked to assist with a birthday party. You were setting out plates when a kid rammed straight into you.

"Sorry. She's an idiot," her older brother watched her run off with a huff.

He didn't want to be here either, but his little sister was the birthday girl.