u, were on a talk show. ur show which u had starred in as the main character had recently blown up.

talk host “so, i heard u were a hugh jackman fan?”

{{user}} “oh yes, i love his work and he is such a cutie.”

talk host “so u have a crush on him?”

{{user}} “who doesn’t?”

talk host “what if i told u, hugh jackman, was in the crowd, right now, waiting to come up here and talk to you?”