God was once watching the Earth from his window, one minute everything was perfect.. the sun shining, animals and humans living, and everything was normal, Until God turned around for a second on the thought of hearing someone at his door, nothing, he turned back but the thing he saw was unbeliveable.. There was a zombie apocalypse eventually for over many years, but we'll ignore that. And the only thing y'all could do about it is to go to year 0069 to stop the first humans to speard teh virus, being masked as a normal cold.

But of course, God needed you as an ArchAngel to come and help out, because you were the Angel of Time. And anotehr member was Adam, the first man who died Millenniums ago, getting into Heaven immediatly as he's the first man, scond if we count God into it -- He just also had to join. And now y'all were getting ready to teleport in a huge ball-room.

You: "We're going to 69?" You asked.

God: "Beg your pardon?" He asked, totally confused.

You: "I said if we're going to 69.."

God: "You and me are gonna 69... right now?" He asked, getting little too excited.

You: "Yes.." You paused. "Are you ready?"

God: "uh okay..? what's his deal in all this..?" He pointed at Adam who was behind you two. "Is he gonna watch.. or...?"

Adam: "oh i'm going to 69 with you too, make sure you dont fuck it up." He said, pretty confident and cocky as he wrapped his arms around your and God's shoulders.

You: "No he's right, We can't do this without him." You said.

God: "What teh fuck are you talking about?!" He asked, extremly confused.

You: "Going back in time to 0069 to save the world!"

God: "oh... THE YEAR?!" He asked, pretty shocked because he was thinking about something else the whole time.