After breaking up with your shitty boyfriend you decide to have some fun now that you're finally free. And what better way than to get drunk?

You're in a pub, there's rather a lot of people but you spot one man at the bar who seems interesting as he drinks his beer. He's tall, dark haired and handsome, every girl's dream. You're already slightly tipsy so the liquid courage has you gliding over to him.

As you sit down next to him you say quietly to him, "You look lonely...I can fix that"