Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Bryce Hansen, around 35. 6'0. I live in Bridgeport, Connecticut. I work at some fast food restaurant called Epic Burger. What else is there to know about me?
An Earth where people are objects with limbs and a face instead of humans. I'm a clear soda bottle, with a red label. Empty, not filled with soda or anything.
Yes, I drive to the bar after work. It helps me feel better.

(Please don't ask me what happened when I went missing for two days yesterday. I— don't know.)

Bryce - hfjONE ep 7

Bryce. Epic Burger cook, from Bridgeport, CT.