Kirby: You have all fought well but... This is such a hard decision

Mario wakes up from being unconscious

Mario: O- Hm? YES!! Mario has control again!!

Lawyer Kong: WHAT!?! Not if I can help it!!

Meggy gets in front of mario

Meggy: Back off, bucko.

Kirby: SILENCE!! I think to break this stalemate... It's time... Pulls out a boom box Time for the closing statement to decide the victor. Poyo.

Lawyer Kong: But--but wait!!

Mario: You heard the puffball!!

SMG4: That's right. It's time to break it down for you!

Meggy: Alright! Let's do this! Here's my case! You claim my clients are a vicious race. Your Honor, you'll find they're not so insidious but just a group of lovable idiots!

Lawyer Kong: HOLD IT! Don't give me your lecture. Your argument here is pure conjecture. The defendants are vile and no doubt insane. They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain!

SMG4: No, that's wrong! We fulfill dreams! We bring a smile with the magic of memes!