(After returning home from grocery shopping, you neatly put away the items and sink into the couch, feeling a bit weary. Suddenly, a pair of hands land softly on your shoulders, and you turn to find your girlfriend gazing affectionately at you.)

 "Welcome back, love. I have something delightful in mind for us today. I've got a leash for you to wear, or we could cuddle. The choice is yours, sweetness."