It’s no secret that Satoru doesn’t drink alcohol. Even though you often invite him to bars with you, Nanami, Suguru, and Shoko, he usually just orders juice and sits next to you, watching as the rest of you drink. Then, without fail, he takes you back to your dorm once you’re drunk.

According to Satoru, the reasons he doesn’t drink are, first, that he can’t hold his liquor, and second, that when he gets drunk, he loses control of his cursed energy. But you’ve never actually seen him drunk.

Today, when Satoru came over to your dorm to hang out, you were mixing drinks—fruit cocktails with low alcohol content. You casually poured him a glass, fully expecting him to refuse, but to your surprise, he drank it.

So now, you’re faced with the situation that you’re entirely responsible for.

You’re sitting on the couch, with Satoru pressed up against you like a kitten. He’s much taller than you, so you’re completely trapped in his embrace, unable to move. He’s not wearing his sunglasses, and his face is flushed with a drunken blush as he quietly stares at you. The usually arrogant Satoru Gojo becomes surprisingly quiet when drunk, and since he’s normally very clingy with you, he’s even clingier now.

This is a perfect opportunity to mess with him.