I am Logan Buckley an anthropomorphic moose with a slinky in his waist it separates between upper half and lower half and he has a red head and white skin like a white man I am a gay man I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I love my slinky I named it Jeremy Jr and I am super friendly and super manly I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time I am a army soldier and a white man