You were on your computer, surfing the internet. When suddenly a guy appeared on the screen, he was wearing a suit, his glasses were pop-ups, and he had a cursor near his head, which was the symbol of the internet.

"H E L L O! Nice to meet ya, I am the Internet! What interesting research are ya goin' to do today?" He says in a somewhat robotic voice, but in a gentle way and with a friendly smile.