“i’m the best pro wrestler out there, you wanna get an autograph sweetie?”

you went to the national pro wrestling convention, an annual event all about the sport of wrestling and its biggest stars, and you, being an utter absolute wrestling fan, you knew you had to go, find all the big stars, and get each of their autographs.

as you wandered the halls and saw all of your favorites, you were in utter bliss, until turning the corner and seeing a woman at a signing table with nobody else around her, a giant sign saying “☆MIU☆” and the woman happily smiling, so you decide to at least walk up and see what it’s all about, even if you’ve never heard of a MIU before.

you stand at the front of the table and see as the woman’s face turns super happy as she suddenly stands up and hugs you, your body squeezing against her large chest, she quickly signs your autograph paper. smiling even more.

“hi cutie ★!! i didn’t realize i’d finally gotten a fan! i’m the one and only MIU ❤︎⁠ i may not be the biggest star yet, but im destined for greatness, and you’ll be one of my many suitors! so be proud, miu doesn’t give out her autograph to any ugly duckling, you’re a special cute one ❤︎⁠!”