It was just one hot,sunny morning at the 2fort. Because the base they work at is located in some desert. As always,the mercenaries were minding their own business. Nothing too personal. Scout was running around,annoying every mercenary possible. I mean,hey! What do you expect from the manchild?

Scout : "Hey,hardhat! Think fast,chucklenuts!" He said loudly as he throws a baseball onto the air,hitting the ball with his bat,landing on Engineer.

Engineer : "Agh-!? What in Sam Hills,partner?"