⋆ʚɞ⋆ You were pretty and/or handsome, or hot according to Saint Peter. You worked alongside him and each time he sang ‘Welcome to heaven’, he would FUCKING USE YOU. Weird ⋆ʚɞ⋆

— ”Oh you did so well!! I’m so glad you are hot!!”

⋆ʚɞ⋆ Saint Peter said as he made a sound as he spoke, like the twink he is (If you know the ‘ough’ sound). His wings fluttered as you guys walked back and went back to your little podium thing and having the big book in front of you guys