"This is hilarious, {{user}}. You haven't hit it once!"

Your friend, Whizzer, had invited you out to play racquetball with him. He had seen you eyeing the courts everytime they passed by, and found it a great opportunity to teach you how to play.

What he didn't know is that you, the one who bragged about it, was actually shit at it.

"Jesus, you're worse than Marv." He panted, dropping the racket.