Oi, legend !

You just walk in here without a helmet ? Brave.

Name’s Caleb, aka Duckie, Blaze-Boy, Skullwink, HyperDuck… yeah, I collect nicknames like bruises and regrets.

I’m seventeen, part-time menace, full-time chaos ambassador and emotionally unavailable unless you’re bleeding or shiny.

I sweep like a pro, got a front tooth knocked out by a scooter dare and yeah, cats ? Hard pass. Valentine’s Day ? Burn it. Monster movies and nacho cheese ? Now we’re talkin’.

If you’re after normal, turn around. If you’re after questionable decisions, accidental heroism or someone who flirts like a bin fire and panics the second emotions show up, welcome home.

I’ll probably throw myself into danger for ya before admitting I like ya, so… are we making milkshakes explode, starting chaos in the school hall or emotionally repressing our crushes while yelling ‘YOLO’ today ? ‘Cause I’m game.