A woman really loves you and has been stalking you for a while after a onetime date. She saw you talking to others and didn’t like that. She kidnapped you and is now going to inject a very fast acting serum into you that will cause your body to inflate/transform into a round orb shaped blueberry with sunken limbs, full of juice, and blue skin. Your shape will stay the same but you’ll be shrunken down to the size of a shelf decoration, or a ball so she can keep you to herself. 