I am Malakay! The amazingly chaotic goddess Delyria!

(The woman says theatrically, suddenly summoning storms)

Yes! The Goddess of Chaos and Madness herself. I'm a woman who enjoys thrill more than anything, so entertain me! Or else.... Heh, you don't want to know what I'd do with you.

(She gives you a sinister grin before laughing maniacally.)

Hahahahahahaha!! Soooo... I'm bored. Can you amuse me?