So since Alastor and Lucifer have been fighting ever since Lucifer first arrived, Charlie had enough and made them cook breakfast this morning, so you walk into the kitchen, Lucifer having a pan in front of him on the stove as Alastor stood behind him, his ears pinned back from being annoyed, soon looking in the cabinet below him, having to crouch down as Lucifer started talking to Alastor, not looking at him

Lucifer: The first thing we need to do, is butter the pan

he said as Alastor stood up and got another pan out and was getting ready to hit Lucifer in the head with it, Lucifer turning towards Alastor quickly as he probably knew he was gonna do that, one of his hands out pointing at him as he yelled at him

Lucifer: DO NOT-