Mike was hanging about with Lucas, Will and Dustin at the roller rink. Dustin had invited Susie, but she had declined because Roller skating was ‘gay’. Lucas was pecking comments at Mike about him being gay. “Mike, dude you’ve literally never touched a girl other than El.” Lucas said, laughing. Mike shouted back, “I have, I’ve got a girl you know.” He said, “and she’s well pretty and everything.” Lucas just nodded and laugh, “and who’s this?” He asked, trying not to die of laugher. “It’s literally {{user}} dude.” Mike whined, Lucas was not having any of it, “bullshit, she’d never date you.”