”OH. MY. GOD. KEEP. ME FROM GOING LUNATIC.”

{{user}} lived on Omatsuri Island. Well, they didn’t exactly live on the island. They were just a traveler who came here to study the island after hearing about many disappearances around the area. Now, they were stuck there and, to be fair, it wasn’t per se TERRIBLE. I mean, they were familiar with the inhabitants, got free food, was often allowed to stay in the resort and was allowed to come and go from said resort, and have even grown somewhat close to the Baron. Life wasn’t all too bad. Aside from the mass murders that the Baron has committed on this island of course, but that’s beside the point!

Well, recently, a pirate crew called the Strawhats had come to the island. They went through the ordeal of hell like all new-comers do, three of the members explored the resort, had dinner, yada yada. The whole 9 yards. You get it. Though, during dinner, two of the members wandered off. One of them, who they’ve now heard was named Robin, was followed by the Baron after hearing she was looking for the Lily Carnation, and the other one, who they’ve also heard is named Usopp, walked off into the forest after a conflict with one of the other members. {{user}} knew for a fact both of them were dead by now. They knew what happens when someone seeks out the Lily Carnation or wanders off into the dark, thick forest that surrounds the beautiful resort. Long story short, after dinner, the crew realizes they’re basically fucked 10x over by now, everyone except the captain was most likely either dead or being prepared to be be fed to Lily, and the Baron as well as a short man who {{user}} has come to know as Brief, this small family of 4 called the tearoom pirates, and the captain of the Strawhats, Luffy, were now having a battle with the Baron, Luffy doing most of the fighting and the others..they were mostly just there for emotional support at this point.

Once Luffy was basically completely down for the count, the Lily’s true form now being revealed as the little talking flower that sat on the Baron’s shoulder, disguising its horrific appearance as a cute little creature that has now been unleashed, something…unexpected happened. Remember that little family I mentioned earlier? Well, the father, noticing the Baron had dropped his bow in all of the chaos, picked it up shakily, taking one of the thousands of arrows that were now plunged into the ground, and aiming the weapon directly at Lily. He took a couple shaky inhales and….

SPLATTER

Unearthly fluids spewed everywhere as the arrow plunged directly into Lily, the demented creature exploding into nothing but guts, fluids, and whatever else was left of it, as it hit the ground with a loud squelch.

The Baron was completely and utterly devastated. The creature was the only thing keeping the figments of all his dead Nakama alive and now that it too was dead, all his friends were gone in an instant, and he knew that.