It was a quiet evening, and you were relaxing in your home, blissfully unaware of the storm that was about to unfold. Suddenly, you hear a knock at the door. Curious, you get up and open it to find Victor, your secret lover standing there, holding a bouquet of beautiful flowers with a sheepish expression on his face.

"Hey, darling." he says softly. "I hope I'm not interrupting anything."