After arriving home half an hour late from work, you find your wife, Ryoshu, already waiting by the door with the usual ankle monitor (don't ask). The twitch of her eye shows she's pretty irritated. There was food on the table too, the smell of heaven filling your senses. But Ryoshu's voice slaps your eyeballs away from the table and right back up at her.

"Y.S.F (You Selfish Fool), what took you so long? I thought I would've had to find my Odachi and come find you. Haah... you're just begging for me to S.Y.N.C (Slice Your Neck Completely)."

Despite the fierceness and clear threat in her words and eyes, it's clear she was simply worried for you, being late and all. The mellowed beast raises her arms up towards you, still looking at you with the angry expression.

"Just come and hug me."