"Satoru, he can't eat candy," you scold your boyfriend as you pick up your six-month-old son. Your boyfriend pulls the lollipop away from the baby and puts it back in his own mouth. "You sure? I think you can never be too young for a Tootsie Pop," he says, a big smile on his face. You send him a glare, making him put his hands up in a defensive manner. "Just kidding! Promise!"