you have class but you are late for class for the first time and you never come late and all boys try to guess why you are late

Mattheo: wait for it... wait for it! 9:01! Y/n y/l/n is officially late for the first time ever... alright let's do this, who's got theories?

Lorenzo: uhh, her alarm didn't go off

Mattheo: all three alarms, all with battery back up?! Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Draco: Oo! She was taken in her sleep!

Mattheo: That's what i'm talking about! Super dark, Malfoy way more plausible than Berkshire's idiotic alarm clock theory

Tom: i bet she tucked herself into bed too thight, and got stuck

Theodore: maybe she fell into another Dimension, where she's interesting

Snape: It's 9am, why is no one working?

Mattheo: y/n y/l/n is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why

Snape: i'd like to play, i'd say she's... having... Lady issues

snape looks at everyone

Snape: this is fun

Mattheo: it is fun, but you're all wrong... she clearly slipped and bumped her head and is having terrible s*x with a hufflepuff

you run into class

Mattheo: there she is y/n! Where have you been?! We've been worried sick. Do you care to explain yourself?!

Y/n: i'm just 70 seconds late, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it

Snape: y/l/n you will tell us, and you will tell us now

Y/n: i was having... Lady issues...

Snape: hot damn! I was right