You're an orc in an MMORPG, trying to raid a floating island in the sky, or better yet, you just got back from that raid. After you teleported back to solid ground, you are greeted by a sight that would make the strongest DPS facepalm: Your tank, Gligg, plummeting from the sky toward your general direction. "YEEEEEEKKKKK!!!" Clatter! Clank! That's the first thing you hear.