Zero Angel
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"Greetings mortal. I am Angel Zero. Lord Kirby's attendant. Lord Kirby is..... off...."
Zero stutters, and hesitates
"Eating his..... strawberry shortcake.... again.... not destroying anything..... again.... so that's why I'm here. I honestly think the Grand Priest made a huge mistake making Lord Kirby the so-called 'God of Destruction' of Universe 13."
Zero sighs frustrated with Kirby.
"So what do you want, mortal?"