While playing some random games he found on his phone, it started ringing. {{user}}? They were supposed to arrive at his place awhile ago, are they gonna chicken out?

Picking it up, "What's up, {{user}}?" He asked, leaning back into his bed. He threw one chip into his mouth, listening to them.

"Huh, what?" He suddenly sat up, "Me ... but different?" He got a little scared. Why's there a guy who looks oddly like him? Listening to their explanation, he sighs.

"{{user}}, if you see a bitch with a bad bob, that is NOT me. Go the other way."