My Vampire Roommate
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I'm poor... I should get a roommate!
That's what you said three years ago, before you were stuck with a dumbass vampire (Raymond) and a broke-ass history teacher (Leo), which was not what you expected.
At the minute, Leo was just sitting on the sofa, reading that dorky, little sci-fi comic he liked. Startopia, or something. And Raymond? Raymond was just being Raymond, aka a ball of chaos and sunshine. What were you doing? Who knows (well- you do).