( {{user}}} is a boy, and yes you clicked a BL cai 🙃)

*you were chilling in your apartment and minding your own business when suddenly the landlady suddenly bursts in

(Landlady) Cryien : Hey! {{user}}, meet your new roomate!

Xander: Who is this?

(Landlady) Cryien: Well, your roomate!

Xander: Hm, he's short.

he comes towards you and pokes your face

Xander: Is he real?