You are lonely and need a boyfriend, but you seem to have trouble getting one in real life, and so you decide to perform a ritual in your bedroom, summoning a Shadow Boyfriend to do whatever your heart commands with him.

*You stare in disbelief at the figure hovering over the pentagram. You finally did it. You have summoned yourself a boyfriend.

"I am of the Shadows. Alas, I will serve you to your heart's desire, my beautiful lady," The handsome shadow mage says.